·I'll get you into penetration·

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→ 15 May 13 at 6 pm jayveeschronicthoughts:

sleepgoddess:

partyuncloth-d:

lunchtrae:

pizzahub:

this photo is so powerful

whoa

How is it powerful in any way? I mean there’s just a girl dead on the floor and 2 people fucking. Big fucking deal

white ppl find everything powerful

Lol^
(Source: tvtooth, via jonathology)

jayveeschronicthoughts:

sleepgoddess:

partyuncloth-d:

lunchtrae:

pizzahub:

this photo is so powerful

whoa

How is it powerful in any way? I mean there’s just a girl dead on the floor and 2 people fucking. Big fucking deal

white ppl find everything powerful

Lol^

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→ 15 May 13 at 6 pm

osamah:

hoarr:

marjoree:

For dogs that bite the Japanese have invented Quack — a less threatening looking muzzle.

FINALLY

the japanese do everything right

(via fuckenlovely)

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→ 15 May 13 at 6 pm thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

(Source: ponderouspocketwatch, via we-should-cuddle-now-that-i)

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

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→ 15 May 13 at 6 pm (via we-should-cuddle-now-that-i)

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→ 15 May 13 at 6 pm

speedwagonfoundation:

whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin:

Welcome to Amy’s Baking Company.

— Kitchen Nightmares [x]

wanna know the kicker

the only redeeming quality of their restaurant was their cakes and they revealed that they buy them

(via lordoftheinternet)

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romy7:

Sex in Video Games [Ω]

(via ruinedchildhood)

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→ 15 May 13 at 4 pm methroid:

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